Oh The Things You Will Hear

"A STETHESCOPE!"
I had spent my whole life wanting a stethescope to play with. So many things I could listen to. I quick, grabbed the stethescope from my friend and ran to the tv to hear it buzz. Then onto my cat's heart, my children's, and my own. And onto my foot. I wanted to see if I could hear my pulse in my foot. This September I discovered that the pulse can be detected on the top of the foot!
I placed the stethescope onto the refrigerator. I hadn't had this much fun since I looked at my scabs through my magnifying glass!

Duct Tape

The force is just like duct tape. There is a light side and a dark side. The only difference is "May the force be with you" sound a lot better than "May you be surrounded by duct tape".

Spider Man Dialogues

Have you ever noticed that the biceps on Spider man costumes are bulging!? I mean, I saw the three Spider man films. I don't remember ONCE seeing Tobey McGuire squished into bulging biceps. These costumes look like The Incredible Hulk left Peter Parker his bulging biceps! - Have you ever noticed

Couch Findings: Chapter One

November 14, 2007

MY ADVENTURE BEGINS

Today I began my expedition into, behind, and under the couch. I wandered far, dug deep, and moved furniture. My discoveries today consist of a dirty desert plate, a map of Syracuse, a broken Halloween yo-yo, a pony tail holder, a purple, floral hair clip, and a plastic razor cover. Ooooh! I must say that I am thoroughly dissapointed to find no loose change. I have high high hopes that tomorrow my expedition will lead me on to greater discoveries. But one never can tell.

- The Founder
PS - I need to vacuum.

Couch Findings: Introduction

I would like to begin a new chapter of my nerdisms entitled "Things I have found under my couch". What place anywhere else in the world is subjected to such new findings that change daily. Not to mention how many times have you REALLY lost your KEYS in the couch. I, for one, have not. Now the remote on the other hand . . . . We shall see.

- The Founder

Calling all Nerds!

After we launched this blog, I had to call my father and invite him to be a member of our society. I even asked for the customary $ 5.00 donation and offered to send him a laminate card. What was his reaction? "I am not in denial, " he said. " I am a nerd and proud of it!". He gave the phone back to my mother. She laughed hysterically.

We know you are out there. I know a few at work that are N.I.Ds. (I just won't call them a NID to their face, some people are sensitive you know.) You hear us in the movie theatre making commentary about the inaccuracies of the film under our breathes. You see us in the grocery story persuading whomever would listen about the nutritional value of the product or the enviornmental impact of the packaging. We correct your grammar. We take delight in fantasy. We LOVE our SUPER HEROS. (i for one, have a proud collection of Super Hero tee-shirts!). So if you are out there, don't be shy. Post. We want to hear from you. We want you to know we are here to support you too. You are not a freak. You are just a Nerd that is in Denial.

WELCOME

Are you having problems coming to grips with the reality you have created for yourself? Do you find yourself comprehending words such as hemidemisemiquaver or otorhinolaryngology? NOT TO FEAR! Here is the place for you. Here you will find yourself subjected to others just like you who have difficulty admitting that they are indeed nerds. Or people who have just not gathered the strength to succumb to such a defining term.
So whether you've found yourself gawked at for using words larger than most people's brain capacity or if you just don't seem to fit in anywhere else, WELCOME and find a place where the weak of mind won't be found.

- the founder